Dennis Miller Quotes

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

I rant, therefore I am.

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told...

Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, because you want me to tell you ...

And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier t...

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highwa...